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'I got the raise!'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Busy office.

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'I'm prepared to pay you a living wage. Of course, what kind of a living you get out of it is entirely up to you.'

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"I asked the boss for a raise..."

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."