Salary Transparency Supporter Pillows

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Trump's Wall

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

Report

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

Bash a Traitor

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy