Salary Transparency Advocate Pillows

"We don't disclose what we pay until you sign a contract committing to work for us for a year."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Trump's Wall

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Report

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"I have nothing to hide."

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

Thanks, Heroes!

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Bash a Traitor

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."