Advocate For Fair Pay Pillows

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"It won't get better if we don't picket."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"Baldo, you're my most trusted and loyal employee. So please don't spoil it by asking for a raise."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"We need a union!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

The struggle for a decent payment.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

Thanks, Heroes!

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Time for a Raise

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Executive pay.