Salary Surfer Pillows

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Moses on the web

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'No surf?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Economic

Surfer and the Whale

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Gus never found the perfect wave

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Moving Van.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."