Corporate Surfers Pillows

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"Dow's up!"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Capitalism.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"It's a working vacation."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Moving Van.

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Surfing on your phone

'Are you through with the financial section?'

Stress Relief for CEOs

Jake's surfboards: 'OUT - back when surf is down.'

'Sorry - his breakfast meeting ran onto a working lunch and now he's at a business dinner.'

Dating for seniors - Instagran

Inner City Surf Bums.

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

Chickens read 'pecking order'.

This is incredible! Sunny day, deserted beach, perfect curl. Where are the sponsors?

A snowboarder's secret fantasy comes true.

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

Shopaholic

If we need some smutty invectives, we just have to study the messages in our daughter's favourite chatroom!

Surfer.