Salary Standout T-Shirts

'I tripled my salary to give you all a good benchmark.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Brownie Points

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Need money for lessons

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

Negative bar is taped onto bar graph in business meeting.

'What do you mean you want a pay rise??? You only work once a year!!!'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Dog gets financial advice.

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

Tai Chi

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"We demand an extra 12%."

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'