Salary Secrecy Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the secretive side of salary enthusiasts? Our collection for the salary secrecy aficionado offers witty, subtle items perfect for those who appreciate privacy, humor, and a touch of mystery. Whether it’s for a colleague, a friend, or yourself, these products blend clever design with an understated charm, making the art of keeping salary details under wraps a little more fun.

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'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.' mockup

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

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"Another week another dollar, Jenkins" mockup

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

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'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?' mockup

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

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'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?' mockup

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

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'What would you say to a salary increase?'

'What would you say to a salary increase?' mockup

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

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'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.' mockup

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

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Top Secret - Destroy before reading. mockup

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

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"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me." mockup

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

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"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich." mockup

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

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'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?' mockup

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

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Top Secret Files

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"He was expecting a golden handshake." mockup

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

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"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers." mockup

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

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After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450. mockup

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

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We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet! mockup

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

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'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.' mockup

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

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"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

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'Its going to be difficult to replace you. Especially on the salary we were paying.'

'Its going to be difficult to replace you. Especially on the salary we were paying.' mockup

'Its going to be difficult to replace you. Especially on the salary we were paying.'

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"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!" mockup

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

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'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.' mockup

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

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"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

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'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.' mockup

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

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Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces. mockup

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

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"We don't disclose what we pay until you sign a contract committing to work for us for a year."

"We don't disclose what we pay until you sign a contract committing to work for us for a year." mockup

"We don't disclose what we pay until you sign a contract committing to work for us for a year."

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Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy mockup

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

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'It doesn't bother me that I don't know what I'm doing. I'm paid vast amounts of money.'

'It doesn't bother me that I don't know what I'm doing. I'm paid vast amounts of money.' mockup

'It doesn't bother me that I don't know what I'm doing. I'm paid vast amounts of money.'

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"Does the job hold many challenges?" mockup

"Does the job hold many challenges?"

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'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!' mockup

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

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'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!' mockup

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

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"For the first year, you get a cost-of-living raise every three months. Then, you hit the donut hole."

"For the first year, you get a cost-of-living raise every three months. Then, you hit the donut hole." mockup

"For the first year, you get a cost-of-living raise every three months. Then, you hit the donut hole."

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How to put a pitcher under pressure. mockup

How to put a pitcher under pressure.

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"You're hired, starting pay is twenty bucks an hour, later it can go up to thirty."

"You're hired, starting pay is twenty bucks an hour, later it can go up to thirty." mockup

"You're hired, starting pay is twenty bucks an hour, later it can go up to thirty."

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'I know it's a boring make-work job but I like it because it's a make-salary job.'

'I know it's a boring make-work job but I like it because it's a make-salary job.' mockup

'I know it's a boring make-work job but I like it because it's a make-salary job.'

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"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"

"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?" mockup

"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"

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Salary Secrecy Aficionado Gifts Collection

Salary Secrecy Aficionado Mugs

Discover more clever mugs designed for the salary secrecy aficionado. Perfect for keeping your private humor close at hand.

Salary Secrecy Aficionado Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add humor and privacy to your living space. Perfect for the salary secrecy aficionado who loves subtle wit.

Salary Secrecy Aficionado Prints

Browse our art prints that cleverly showcase the joy of keeping salary secrets under wraps. Elegant, witty, and great for any private space.

Salary Secrecy Aficionado T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate the discreet side of personal finance. Ideal for those who cherish their privacy—without sacrificing style.