Salad Fanatic T-Shirts

"Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there."

'You know, that's really bleu cheese and not ranch. It's a cross dressing.'

'I'm on a very strict diet!'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Diet considerations.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"More croutons, sir?"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Free salad bar.

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

Ranch Dressing

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."