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"I see you're of good character."

St. Elmo's fired.

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"In heaven there are no trees."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...

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Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Now that I'm enlightened, I have to admit: I kind of miss the suffering."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Don't sit under the Bodhi Tree with anyone else but me."

'Pig flu??!'

'It's amazing how fast people become big tippers.'

'Y'know, I came here long before there was all that modern technology!'

"I regret believing in reincarnation."

"What happens on earth stays on earth, right, sir?"

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

"And one more thing: you don't get to pardon yourself."

Saint Peter using a security screening.

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"That was one #!@* good sermon Preacher."

"Let's get to know him. He's being fast tracked to sainthood."