Saint Veneration T-Shirts

St David's Day

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Tiny Visions

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Mother Earth

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Saint Patrick

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

Next World Tours

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Dec. 26

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Jesus swept.

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

"The lost password department's that way."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."