Saint's Feast Day T-Shirts

Thomas Becket

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Tiny Visions

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Out of kilter.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'Och lye the news'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Bottle Distillery

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Malty tasking.'