All Saints' Day T-Shirts

"Today is All Saints' Day. It's not about candy...it's about honoring all the saints and remembering all their sacrifices!"

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

Beato Romero

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Tiny Visions

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Out of kilter.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Just the one...

'Och lye the news'

Bottle Distillery

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit