Saint's Feast Day Prints

Thomas Becket

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Tiny Visions

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Out of kilter.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'Och lye the news'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Bottle Distillery

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"