Safety Sensation Pillows

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

A young Don King

You Are Here

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Man using to much bug spray

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

On the brink.

No Immediate Danger

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Baby on board.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'