Safety Protocol Geek Prints

Fire extinguisher on fire

The new normal

AI Safety Officer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Decontamination

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

First Aid Box

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

Moses does a Life jacket demo

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Warning: this is a safe area.

Rules and procedure

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Staff Only

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!