Safety Protocol Buff Prints

Crash test dummy pilots

High security Santa's grotto

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

The new normal

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

AI Safety Officer

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Best Defense

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Aggression/Security

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Decontamination

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

Wall Street...

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

TSA

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Eurocopa 2016

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Huawei Five-O

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."