Safety Geeks Prints

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

AI Safety Officer

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."