Safety Net Reflector Gifts

No Backup System.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Time Out For Teddy

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Social security.

Lighthouse

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Code Red!

War inthe time of Corona

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

College of Arts and Sciences (and a few things to fall back on).

Acme Clocks.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

Corona measures

"Tag - you have measles!"

'That woke me up, too!'

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."

Helmet Friday.

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'