Safety Gear Collecting Prints

Horse rider has equipped his saddle with a roll bar.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Geekasaurus.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Count Von Moltke.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Warning! Contains Salt...

"Have a nice day"

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Anthrax scare.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

Beware of dog (bomb vest)