Safety Suit Collector Prints

Diet Tip No. 156: Always wear protective clothing when handling dangerous foodstuffs

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

Beware of Falling Notice.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Decontamination

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Geekasaurus.

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Have a nice day"

Warning! Contains Salt...

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

Anthrax scare.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

"Where did you get that?"

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'