Safety Suit Collector Mugs

Diet Tip No. 156: Always wear protective clothing when handling dangerous foodstuffs

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

Beware of Falling Notice.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Decontamination

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Geekasaurus.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Have a nice day"

Warning! Contains Salt...

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

Anthrax scare.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

"Where did you get that?"

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'

Warning! May Contain Splinters!