Safety Gear Collecting Pillows

Horse rider has equipped his saddle with a roll bar.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Cricket Accidents.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Count Von Moltke.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Geekasaurus.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Have a nice day"

Warning! Contains Salt...

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Anthrax scare.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'