Safety-first Follower Pillows

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Drive-thru Church

Reasonableman

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Contagious Diseases.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"