Safety-first Follower Pillows

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Reasonableman

Drive-thru Church

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Contagious Diseases.

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.