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'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Eat me"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Elephant ass selfie.

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Wild Cow.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."