Saddle Starter Gifts

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

'My mother made me apply.'

False starts.

'I love that new horse smell.'

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

"I'm glad you're willing to start at the entry level. There's your materials. You can start immediately."

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

Folding Bike.

Mounting a Horse

"I'm sorry, we're looking for somebody with experience."