Sacramental Sweet Tooth Gifts

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Lady of the Cake.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Layer cake

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cake Friday!

Baker Romance

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Time for Tea!