Spooky Sweet Tooth Gifts

"Cemetery Pie"

Lady of the Cake.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Cake Free Zone

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baker Romance

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Another day in the Splenda mines