Ironic Sweet Tooth Gifts

'It seems so festive.'

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Picking pastries.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

His Her Cakes

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Layer cake