Spiritual Sweet Tooth Gifts

"Is your angel food cake non-denominational?"

Lady of the Cake.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Layer cake

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baker Romance