Ryder Cup Pillows

Valhalla Ryder Cup.

Giraffe Umbrella

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Sun. Rain.

JD Salinger.

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Welcome to the Lake District.

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Airport Joust.

Caution.

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

"I was addicted to rubber products. Rubber bones, rubber balls, rubber animals and so on. I could quite simply not live without the taste of fresh rubber and it almost ruined my family!"

'Did you whistle?'

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

'This is just the first step -- my ultimate goal is to invent roller derby!'

UK snow warning.

jose maria olazabal

"I'm sorry, you didn't get the job....but you got second place!"

'Don't pay any attention...he got beat today by some kid too young to drive the golfcart.'

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

"Look in the index, surely it has a drain SOMEPLACE!"

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

Bernie gets swept up by the cup-stacking craze.

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

"Ok lads, not a word about the darts tournament. . . As far as our wives are concerned, we've been at a loot and plunderer seminar in Oslo."