Cup-stacking Challenger Pillows

Bernie gets swept up by the cup-stacking craze.

World Cup Fever

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'The grudge match.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Am I through to the next round?"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I call it angle-poise"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Skateboard Olympics.

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Heavy Data Load.

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

You've got to admire his spunk.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

"I'm sorry we give you too much work to do in a day, but we're trying to fix that problem."

Space Hopper Rodeo

"Tag, you're it!"

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"All As. What did you get?"