Rustler Realist Mugs

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

New Guy.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"I hate this time of year."

Runner going through hurdles.

Recession

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

US Dollar weakens.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Squeezing a tight budget...

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"I need the saw again."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.