Race Rustler Mugs

Runner going through hurdles.

'My feet are killing me.'

New Guy.

Danger Slow Sand.

A souped up car...

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'This guy's FAST!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"We ran into a marathon."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Noel Fever

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

Fall Classic. You're way too literal, Ernie.

Michael Schumacher

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

Clockwork Revolving Door

'...winning coxless four...'

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

'Gesundheit.'

A rally car crashes into hay bales.

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

Depressed Race Starter.

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

Running man