Rose Rustler Mugs

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

New Guy.

Mad about Roses!

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Runner going through hurdles.

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

Tango

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Rose

Stop and Smell the Roses

Everything's coming up roses!

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

Literary Type

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

Gardener

Hillbilly.

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Career in a rut? Call ********* The recruitment specialists.

'I'm checking for rust.'

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

'Gesundheit.'

'I want a dozen long stemmed roses. I'm going to stick them right in his ear!'