Rustler Realist Prints

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

New Guy.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"I hate this time of year."

Runner going through hurdles.

Recession

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Goodbye cruel world."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

US Dollar weakens.

Squeezing a tight budget...

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"I need the saw again."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

No crawling sign in the desert.

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'