Rustic Innovator Gifts

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Mozart on a computer,

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Drive-thru Church

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Computer Music

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."