Optimistic Innovator Gifts

Genetically Modified Food Research Institute

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Always expect the best

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

The Idea of America.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Open Source.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'