Rustic Humor Fan Pillows

A plunger in an outhouse

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Trump Poutine

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"