Rustic Home Lover Pillows

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

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'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

The Big Tree

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Country life

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

The Rudges' peaceful home

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"People don't live like that anymore."

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Satan in the fireplace

"Interesting story behind this one..."

Grandparents with their grandchild

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'