Rustic Home Lover Mugs

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

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"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

The Big Tree

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

The Rudges' peaceful home

Country life

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"People don't live like that anymore."

Satan in the fireplace

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

House Hunters of the Old West

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Early American Think Tank.