Rustic Living Aficionados Pillows

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Thatched roof car.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Country life

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Early American Think Tank.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Grandparents with their grandchild

House Hunters of the Old West

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

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'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

Before Electric Fences

Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.

Redneck Jacuzzi

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"Yes, the farmer having eggs and bacon at breakfast is worrying, but at least, it's not life threatening for me..."

Campaign for Real Spit'n'Sawdust

Crapper post box.

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."