Rustic Living Enthusiast Pillows

In a ranch bunk house a mystic sleeps on a bunk bed of barbed wire.

Early American Think Tank.

Country life

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"You should consider buying."

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

House Hunters of the Old West

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Grandparents with their grandchild

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

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