Rustic Beverage Enthusiast Prints

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

Hipster Coffee

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'