Rustic Beverage Enthusiast Pillows

What, you fellers don't like Chai?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Rabbit Punch

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Hipster Coffee

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'