Rust Belt Resident Pillows

New Guy.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'I remember when all this was fields.'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'How was your holiday?'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

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'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

Green Belt

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'No ice for me thanks, I'm sick of ice everywhere..'

Riverside Homes For Sale

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'I'm checking for rust.'

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'

I'm checking for rust!