Rural Storyteller Pillows

'Your barn door's open.'

'If I've learned one thing after all these years, it's that 'moo' doesn't always mean 'moo'.'

A frown of farmers

"Yeah, 'Dog', just 'Dog'. I'm a working dog and my farmer is not the sentimental type. . ."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

A Venus cow trap.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

A bit of Newlyn.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Extreme Sheepherding

COWS: Spare cow