Rural Raconteurs Pillows

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

I fart more than that!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

A Venus cow trap.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

A bit of Newlyn.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Your barn door's open.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Extreme Sheepherding

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

COWS: Spare cow

"I'll need a three iron."

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'