Running Fans T-Shirts

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I believe you were first.'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'