Running Fans Prints

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I believe you were first.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dog Scalextric

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"